we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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