I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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