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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
They have beer where we have blood.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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