when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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