yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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