dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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