there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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