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(804): View more from Virginia

does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?

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(540): View more from Virginia

she says it's "been amazing lately"

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i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair

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(716): View more from New York

i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym

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(616): View more from Michigan

I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.

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(714): View more from California

Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.

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(518): View more from New York

currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?

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