i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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