i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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