There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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