How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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