Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
