i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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