i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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