how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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