I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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