Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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