Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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