She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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