dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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