You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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