doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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