i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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