Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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