They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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