I like to think it a success when the cops are called
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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