I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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