Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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