dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
