Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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