I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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