another moral hangover. fuck.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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