she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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