Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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