The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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