whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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