Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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