in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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