Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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