We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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