So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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