Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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