I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
