We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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