How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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