Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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