we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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