summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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