i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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