Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize
