I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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