That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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