You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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