remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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