Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
ok first of all what the fuck
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
