Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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