I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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